[Mac-BR] Permissão pra contar uma piadinha

[Doris Rosenthal]

Também gostei muito da historinha ;-)
Doris

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Doris Rosenthal M.D., D.Sc.
Laboratório de Fisiologia Endocrina
Instituto de Biofísica Carlos Chagas Filho, UFRJ
Centro de Ciencias da Saude, Bloco G
Cidade Universitaria, Ilha do Fundão
21941.902   Rio de Janeiro, RJ
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On Sun, May 19, 2013 at 10:19 AM, Marcio da Silva Pereira <
marciopereira111 em gmail.com> wrote:

> A piada é boa, Claudio.
>
> On May 19, 2013, at 12:42 AM, claudiodias em audioartte.com.br wrote:
>
> MJ, blz?
> Tô querendo contar uma piadinha contextual, vc me permite? veja abaixo:
>
> How the Internet began.....
>
> In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham
> Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was
> a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often
> called Amazon Dot Com.
>
> And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from
> town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy
> tent?"
>
> And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short
> of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"
>
> And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between
> to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling
> you who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and
> delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS.)"
>
> Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the
> drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold
> all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his
> tent. To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what the drums were
> saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was
> known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS,) and she also developed a
> language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP.)
>
> And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy
> horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich
> Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS.
>
> And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the
> deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were
> going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who
> bought off every drum maker in the land. And indeed did insist on drums to
> be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.
>
> And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by
> others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or eBay as it came
> to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."
>
> And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said
> Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.
>
> Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated
> Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things
> around the countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to
> Locating Everything (GOOGLE.)
>
> That is how it all began.......  And that's the truth.
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