<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html charset=iso-8859-1"></head><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; ">A piada é boa, Claudio.<div><br><div><div>On May 19, 2013, at 12:42 AM, <a href="mailto:claudiodias@audioartte.com.br">claudiodias@audioartte.com.br</a> wrote:</div><br class="Apple-interchange-newline"><blockquote type="cite"><div style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; ">MJ, blz?<div>Tô querendo contar uma piadinha contextual, vc me permite? veja abaixo:</div><div><br></div><div><font face="arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 14pt; ">How the Internet began.....<br><br>
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham
Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com
was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was
often called Amazon Dot Com.<br><br>
And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far
from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever
leaving thy tent?"<br><br>
And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"<br><br>
And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in
between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will
reply telling you who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on
the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS.)"<br><br>
Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the
drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham
sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move
from his tent. To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what
the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the
drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS,) and
she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To
The People (HTTP.)<br><br>
And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy
horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical
Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS.<br><br>
And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the
deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were
going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who
bought off every drum maker in the land. And indeed did insist on drums
to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and
drumsticks.<br><br>
And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over
by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or eBay as
it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we
are."<br><br>
And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said
Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.<br><br>
Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated
Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things
around the countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide
to Locating Everything (GOOGLE.)<br><br>
That is how it all began....... And that's the truth.</span></font></div></div>_______________________________________________<br>Lista Mac-BR<br><a href="mailto:Mac-BR@lists.powercity.net">Mac-BR@lists.powercity.net</a><br>Para ir aos arquivos, assinar, desassinar e modificar sua assinatura visite:<br>http://lists.powercity.net/listinfo.cgi/mac-br-powercity.net<br></blockquote></div><br></div></body></html>