[Mac-BR] Permissão pra contar uma piadinha

Alexandre Souza alexandre.tabajara em gmail.com
Sábado Maio 18 20:53:23 PDT 2013


    Cade a piada? :oP

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From: <claudiodias em audioartte.com.br>
To: "[Mac-BR]" <mac-br em lists.powercity.net>
Sent: Sunday, May 19, 2013 12:42 AM
Subject: [Mac-BR] Permissão pra contar uma piadinha


MJ, blz?
Tô querendo contar uma piadinha contextual, vc me permite? veja abaixo:

How the Internet began.....

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com 
did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a 
comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often 
called Amazon Dot Com.

And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from 
town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy 
tent?"

And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of 
a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"

And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between 
to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling 
you who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and 
delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS.)"

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the 
drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold 
all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his 
tent. To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what the drums were 
saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was 
known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS,) and she also developed a 
language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP.)

And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly 
take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican 
Sybarites, or NERDS.

And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the 
deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going 
to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off 
every drum maker in the land. And indeed did insist on drums to be made that 
would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.

And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by 
others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or eBay as it came 
to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."

And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said 
Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.

Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid 
(GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around 
the countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to 
Locating Everything (GOOGLE.)

That is how it all began.......  And that's the truth.


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