[Mac-BR] Permissão pra contar uma piadinha

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Desculpe, pensei que havia enviado somente ao MJ, erro de
iniciante... 

Em 2013-05-19 00:53, Alexandre Souza escreveu: 

> Cade a
piada? :oP
> 
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From: <claudiodias em audioartte.com.br>
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> Sent: Sunday, May 19, 2013 12:42 AM
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Subject: [Mac-BR] Permissão pra contar uma piadinha
> 
> MJ, blz?
> Tô
querendo contar uma piadinha contextual, vc me permite? veja abaixo:
>

> How the Internet began.....
> 
> In ancient Israel, it came to pass
that a trader by the name of Abraham Com 
> did take unto himself a
young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a 
> comely woman, broad
of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often 
> called Amazon Dot
Com.
> 
> And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel
so far from 
> town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without
ever leaving thy 
> tent?"
> 
> And Abraham did look at her as though
she were several saddle bags short of 
> a camel load, but simply said,
"How, dear?"
> 
> And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns
and drums in between 
> to send messages saying what you have for sale,
and they will reply telling 
> you who hath the best price. And the sale
can be made on the drums and 
> delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable
(UPS.)"
> 
> Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her
way with the 
> drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate
success. Abraham sold 
> all the goods he had at the top price, without
ever having to move from his 
> tent. To prevent neighboring countries
from overhearing what the drums were 
> saying, Dot devised a system
that only she and the drummers knew. It was 
> known as Must Send Drum
Over Sound (MSDOS,) and she also developed a 
> language to transmit
ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP.)
> 
> And the young men
did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly 
> take to
camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican 
>
Sybarites, or NERDS.
> 
> And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at
the new riches and the 
> deafening sound of drums that no one noticed
that the real riches were going 
> to that enterprising drum dealer,
Brother William of Gates, who bought off 
> every drum maker in the
land. And indeed did insist on drums to be made that 
> would work only
with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.
> 
> And Dot did say, "Oh,
Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by 
> others." And
Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or eBay as it came 
> to be
known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."
> 
> And Dot
replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said 
>
Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.
>

> Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic
Educated Kid 
> (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to
locate things around 
> the countryside. It soon became known as God's
Own Official Guide to 
> Locating Everything (GOOGLE.)
> 
> That is how
it all began....... And that's the truth.
> 
>
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